INT. CLUBHOUSE – DAY – FLASHBACK

Lilfirefly and kellywormwood sit in a cute clubhouse that sits in firefly’s back yard.

They are looking at photos.

LILFIREFLY

Oh, here’s one of my Bat Mitzvah, Jimmy is such a freak.

In the photo, a boy, Jimmy, is drinking right out of the punchbowl.

KELLYWORMWOOD.

Yeah, what was that dude’s major malfunk anyway?

LILFIREFLY
(sighing)

I sure do miss him.

KELLYWORMWOOD

There’s a boy at school whom I think you may be interested in.

LILFIREFLY

Oh yeahs?

KELLYWORMWOOD

Yeahs. Let’s see he always carries around a baseball bat and talks about “PSI rockin” whatever that means.

LILFIRELFY

You don’t mean that silly earthbound-fan!?

KELLYWORMWOOD

Yeah him!

LILFIRELFY

Gag me with a spoon!

KELLYWORMWOOD

No really he’s cute.

LILFIREFLY

He’d never go out with me.

KELLYWORMWOOD

Tell ya what…I knew you’d me interested, so I invited him over. As a matter of fact he’s right outside.

LILFIREFLY

You didn’t! I could kill you!

Earthbound-fan enters, baseball bat in hand.

EARTHBOUND-FAN

What’s shakin dollface?

KELLYWORMWOOD

Well, earthbound-fan, I’d like you to meet…lilfirefly!

LILFIREFLY

H..hi.

EARTHBOUND-FAN

Right back at ya with the hi thing.

KELLYWORMWOOD

Well, the reason I asked you here is because the big dance is coming up and…

EARTHBOUND-FAN

You need a date right? Sure I’ll take you.

LILFIREFLY

No! Wait, you see, I think she has a date already, and, like, ya know, I think she was, because, I don’t, that, maybe, you could…

EARTHBOUD-FAN

Hey babe, cool off.

Earthbound-fan dumps his softdrink on her head. She’s drenched.

EARTHBOUND-FAN

So, you want to head off to that dance, kell?

KELLYWORMWOOD

Yeah, sure let’s go!

They hop off together holding hands. Lilfirefly stands there drenched and lonely.

LILFIREFLY

Colour me emo.

INT. HOTELROOM –DAY

EARTHBOUND-FAN

Ooohhhh. So that’s why you hate me!

LILFIREFLY
Yes, and now I’m gonna kill you!

She gets ready to slice him with her katana, but Earthbound-fan had used PSI Shield (a) while she had been having the flashback! The katana is deflected and Earthbound-fan hops out of the submission hold.

EARTHBOUND-FAN

Wish I could stay but, I gotta go! Toodles!

Earthbound-fan tries PSI teleport and disappears.

INT. UNDERGROUND LAB – DAY

Lilfirefly enters and reports to the Man in Black.

LILFIREFLY

I failed, Earthbound-fan got away.

MAN IN BLACK

I know, but what is worse is that coppertopcyborg has aborted his mission and run off with disneygirl. He is a traitor in my eyes. He must be killed too.

LILFIREFLY

But that evil earthbound-fan…!

MAN IN BLACK

He’s no longer protecting disneyfan01! He’s not a threat, your mission is to kill dinseyfan01, do not allow yourself to be distracted by him!

LILFIREFLY

I…I understand. I can kill coppertopcyborg right?

MAN IN BLACK

Please!

LILFIREFLY

But what about Earthbound-fan, he’ll try to protect her, I know it!

MAN IN BLACK

LOL. I’m prepared for whatever he can dish out. Did I tell you about my clone army?

LILFIREFLY

You have an army of clones? What die-hard invincible warrior did you get to clone?

MAN IN BLACK

Mr. Belvedere.

LILFIREFLY

Excellent… I mean what?

MAN IN BLACK

Well, he’s the only person I had handy.

LILFIREFLY

You mean to tell me that you have an entire army of Mr. Belvedere clones?

MAN IN BLACK

Yes, I call them the Belvederians.

LILFIREFLY

Well…can I leave now?

MAN IN BLACK

Sure.

She leaves.

MAN IN BLACK

I love my Belvederians. They’re so bad.

TO BE CONTINUED…