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The doggone girl is mine. by ~earthbound-fan:iconearthbound-fan:

Categories Fan Art > Fan Fiction


Hey everyone, I came up with this fantasy right now. Ahem, I'll write it out like a skit.

Int. Day - Disney Studios

earthbound-fan, a high ranking executive sits at his desk in an expensive Italian suit.

disneygirl enters, looking shy and nervous. She is wearing a blue gown, like in her art.

EARTHBOUND-FAN
So, I've heard your quite the artitste, and quite a disneyfan as well.

DISNEYGIRL

(blushes)
Yes, it's been my lifelong dream.

EARTHBOUND-FAN
Well, let's take a look at what you got.

disneygirl, shyly takes out her folder of her drawing samples.

EARTHBOUND-FAN
No, no, no. I didn't mean that...

disneygirl looks up at him...
LATER...

disney girl slowly removes her blue gown. earthbound-fan looks at her like a cyborg-bear in heat.

DISNEYGIRL
I...I haven't had too much experience with this.

EARTHBOUND-FAN
I know, I read your profile.

disneygirl is just about to lie down on the desk when...coppertopdragon appears!

COPPERTOPDRAGON
Cease and desist! You're no highranking disney exeutive! You're that no good, womanizing, earthbound-fan!

EARTHBOUND-FAN
Drat! Foiled again.

COPPERTOPDRAGON
Come, my lady, and let us desert this faux-office post-with!

DISNEYFAN
I...I can't go with you, coppertopdragon.

COPPERTOPDRAGON
My lady, don't thou toyest with me so!

DISNEYFAN
The truth is...I think of you as a brother...(a brother, a brother...)

The sound of her last words echoes in his mind.

earthbound-fan gets a devious look on his face!

LATER…

Coppertopdragon is suspened over a cauldron of boiling oil by his left leg. Earthbound-fan stands above him laughing!

EARTHBOUND-FAN

Recant! For you have sinned against the church!

COPPERTOPDRAGON

I know not of what thou speakest!

EARTHBOUND-FAN

Oh stop being so melodramatic!

COPPERTOPDRAGON

What makes you think disneygirl will ever fall in love with you! At least I’m like a brother to her, you’re like a stranger!

EARTHBOUND-FAN

(singing quietly)
Strangers in the night, exchanging glances…

COPPERTOPDRAGON

And what’s more, thou hast no idea where thou is going with this skit!
A terrified look comes across earthbound fan’s face….

Earthbound-fan stands stunned.

EARTHBOUND-FAN

You’re right. I have no idea where I’m going with this…

DISNEYGIRL

But I do!

Both  men look over to see Disneygirl, standing there in all her girlish glory.

COPPERTOPDRAGON

My lady! Didst thou come to save me? Her knight in shining armor?

DISNEYGIRL

Nope, I came to do this!

She throws a dagger at the rope that’s suspending coppertopdragon above the oil. The rope is severed and coppertopdragon plummets into the oil. All we hear is a splash and some horrible screams.

DISNEYGIRL

You wanted to know how the skit ends?

EARTHBOUND-FAN

I think we both know how it ends…

They tenderly embrace, and they’re lips are drawn together almost magnetically.

But just as they are about to kiss…

Peewee Herman jumps in between them ruining the moment!

PEEWEE HERMAN

Hah! Hah! I don’t make dogs, I just train em!

THE END…?
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Author's Comments

In my first piece, you can clearly see the Jungian archetypes being fleshed out in the characters of earthbound-fan, disneygirl, and coppertopstooge.

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:iconpennturwen:
*pennturwen Apr 28, 2008, 5:17:18 PM
Haha! *snickers* PeeWee pwns :nod:

This was funny XD

--
"What's the point? We're all slowly dying." - Homer Simpson

"Society only admires people for being true to themselves if they are so in the same way everybody else is." - G.W. Kaelin
:iconearthbound-fan:
~earthbound-fan Apr 28, 2008, 5:33:28 PM
If your love for earthbound was that weak, then it was never true love. I hope your love for disneygirl is a bit stronger...afterall since I like her now, does that mean you can no longer?

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Earthbound fan.
ED fan.
Disneygirl fan.
Fan fan.

Non-coppertopdragon fan! He's my competition!
:iconearthbound-fan:
~earthbound-fan Apr 28, 2008, 5:34:09 PM
Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. I'll check out your stuff.

--
Earthbound fan.
ED fan.
Disneygirl fan.
Fan fan.

Non-coppertopdragon fan! He's my competition!
:iconcoppertopdragon:
~coppertopdragon Apr 28, 2008, 7:47:24 PM
Never said i loved earthbound, just that it was ok. And i do love her. More than a creep like you could understand. So shut up and stay out of our business. I don't think anyone on here believes you are sincere.

--
Ok, so what's the deal with people asking where is the bathroom when they're standing right in front of it?
:iconearthbound-fan:
~earthbound-fan Apr 28, 2008, 7:54:31 PM
If you just think that Earthbound is 'ok' than you really don't deserve to have a stance on it. I've never known anyone that had a mediocre stance on the game. It's kind of love/hate. BTW, just trying to help you and her out.

--
Earthbound fan.
ED fan.
Disneygirl fan.
Fan fan.

Non-coppertopdragon fan! He's my competition!
:iconcoppertopdragon:
~coppertopdragon Apr 28, 2008, 8:06:26 PM
Help? You call what you are doing help? Yeah, you really have managed to help out. Claiming to be in love with her? Writing idiotic little shit-skits? All you are doing is providing ammunition for those trolls out there who live in their parents basement and have nothing better to do than insult people they don't know over the internet. I don't think any one of thos retards would dare speak to me in reality the same way they do on here. I'd break them in half for not even a tenth of what they've done. They have insulted the girl i care about, called me various things and tried to ruin her reputation before it has even been established. And for what? Shits and giggles. All you have done is irritate and aggravate the situation. You are not helpful in the least.

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Ok, so what's the deal with people asking where is the bathroom when they're standing right in front of it?
:iconearthbound-fan:
~earthbound-fan Apr 29, 2008, 8:09:08 AM
That's gratitude for ya. Oh well, I'm doing it mostly for Disneygirl, but if I help you out inadvertently, than that's just extra credit. I have helped disneygirl, go ahead and ask her. I believe I can help you by letting you know that you don't have a chance with her, it's a textbook one-sided romance. She's leading you on as someone to fall back on. I can also give you relationship advice, how to treat women, etc, that could help you as well. Should you ask. If you want to take out your anger on the trolls, you'd best take that up with them and not somebody that's trying to help.

--
Earthbound fan.
ED fan.
Disneygirl fan.
Fan fan.

Non-coppertopdragon fan! He's my competition!
:iconpennturwen:
*pennturwen Apr 29, 2008, 1:21:31 PM
You don't have to, but thanks :)

--
"What's the point? We're all slowly dying." - Homer Simpson

"Society only admires people for being true to themselves if they are so in the same way everybody else is." - G.W. Kaelin
:iconthe-little-firefly:
~The-Little-Firefly May 16, 2008, 3:02:01 PM
And so what is she doing to you? If coppertop is only a poor misleaded fool, what does that make you? She has shown no intrest in you, leaves no constructive comments on you page or on your work, and for all intents and purposes the most you've ever done for her is crowd up her profile with your half hearted, idiotic ramblings. Sooner or later you'll have to admit that you and coppertop are in the exact same boat floating down the exact same hopeless river

--
In the real world I'm kind of lame...

but it's okay,

because on the internet I'm really bad ass.
:iconkem06:
~KEM06 Jul 7, 2008, 9:21:07 AM
This makes me chuckle.

--
Argument is meant to reveal the truth, not create it~Edward De Bono

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.~Salvador Dali

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