Hello everyone. Wow, summer is over already, and not a post from me during its entire duration. Mainly because I'm not an artist...well at least not when it comes to drawing or painting. But as you know I am a writer. This isn't the best site to express this type of art though. I did have a lot of fun writing those crazy skits, and I'd like to thank everyone that read them and left comments. It's surprising how many cool people I met my short time here. Being gone so long, I've probably lost much of my following anyway.

Was I/am I a troll? I don't think so. I was on here just to have fun. Did I annoy a lot of people, yeah I think so. But I met some cool people and got along with you as well. I also got to meet ahleah, the composer of a truly epic musical, Return to Castlemania. I'm also appreciative of the support that aelegant provided during my short time on the site.

Little fire-fly, I would like to say I'm sorry...but I won't. Because I'm not. The reason I said the things I did to you was to let you know that you don't matter. You have no right or control over what anybody says, least of all me. You cannot stop someone from expressing their opinions whether or not you agree with them. From your first outrageous comment to me *snicker demanding that I be nice to kellywormface or whatever her name was, I knew you were an easy target. Here's some free advice, or pearls before swine, however you'd like to think of it: You can't force anyone to act in a particular way, you have to convince them that you are right and maybe even make them stupid in the process. Wouldn't you have had more success if you had pointed out how talented Kelly was and how ignorant it was of me to speak to her the way I did? I think you would have made me look like a douche. Instead, you only made yourself look bad as well.

If there is anyone crazy, lonely enough to desire me to finish my skit, I might do it for you,lol. So be sure to express your interest.

Hey journal,

It's been a few days and I still haven't heard from kellywormwood so I guess she doesn't want the profile. Honestly, can you blame her? If this site banned her twice for very little reason, she probably doesn't want to furthur grace it with her presence. I also never heard back from deviant art regarding her being banned. How wude!

In other news, I've been kinda checkin out the deviant art homepage, ya know where they have the featured art, and I noticed that there is often pornography on this site! Pictures of nude women without their clothes on. So, I've been reporting it to DA when I find it. So keep checkin out that homepage and help me be this site's hall monitor! Don't misunderstand, I like to see nude women, but there's sites for that. The good thing about those sites is you have to tell them you are over 18 to enter. Anyone can enter this site, so odds are many children are looking at the porn featured on this site.

That's really all there is today, journal. Keep on keepin on.

Dear journal/nosey Deviant artists, LOL j/k- all Deviant Artists are welcome to read my journal!

The reason I'm writing this is to declare that should she accept it, kellywormwood may actually have my profile!!!! A lot of people out there may be like boo hoo, kelly's banned again, but how many of them would actually give her their profile?!?! Well, heck I'll do it. Just as long as she doesn't use it for evil, like trolling disneygirl.

The fine print- kellywormwood must contact me via PM note requesting the account. I'll then happily give her the password. (It's different from all my other passwords so this is safe) The note has to come from her kellywormtounge account though, because that's the only way I'll be certain that it is in fact not an impostor kellywormwood looking to get my account!!! I'm new to the site, so I don't know if she can change the name, "earthbound-fan" but if it's possible she's more than welcome to change it. Kelly doesn't need to do anything in exchange for the profile, just promise not to use it for evil, like trolling. If she feels inclined to find a way to thank me, she may do so by making a journal entry about how arwing-leader is an "emo." She is under no obligation to do this, just if she feels like it. Which, she probably does.

The only problem with this is that my huge number of fans out there look forward to my disneyfan-fan-fiction. Yes, it would be very sad to see my go, but just remember, I'll always be in your hearts. *sniff.

Tis a far, far better thing I do now, than I have ever done before. Tis a far, far...Oh. Hello, journal. How are you today old friend? Good. Good. Sit back and allow me to croon to you, the Ballad of Kellywormwood. You see, she came back to Deviant art yesterday, under an assumed name, and offered her forgiveness, and asked us to forgive. We took her back into our arms as the proverbial proverbial child, lost, lonely, and needing a friend. She was no longer the horrid sinner she had once been, she had been reborn. But, as quickly as she came back, so as quickly was she again spirited away, for parts unknown, told by Deviant Art that she was no longer welcome. I knew I could not idly stand by...I knew I had to do...something. I emailed deviant art just now, under the subject of 'ban inquiry.' This is what I said:

Dear Deviant Art,

I am new to your site, but I have enjoyed my time here. The reason I am contacting you today, is regarding a Deviant Artist by the name of kellywormtongue, aka !KalaNag. I am not sure of why she was banned, I have heard a couple different stories. Now, I understand your being upset with her, after all, for a brief time she was my #2 internet enemy! However, in the spirit of Christian forgiveness I have forgiven her and presented her with the proverbial olive branch, I have waved the proverbial white flag, I have let force a thousand white doves of peace. If I, Earthbound-fan, can forgive her her trespasses, could you, Deviant Art somehow find it in your heart to forgive her? I have seen a few of her comments that she left from her new, yet all too brief, account and I'm telling you, God as my witness, she is a changed person. She was a woman reborn, graciously scattering about words of kindness and wisdom, touching each one of us with her own unique brand of sunshine that the sun could only envy. Please, I implore you, let kellywormtoungue back. She'll be good, I promise.

I can predict that this humble request will fall onto deaf ears. But I did my part. Did you, loyal, loving Kellywormwood fans email DA and place a similar request? I am aware that no good deed goes unpunished, I know those you do not like me will insult me for what I've done, but I care not. I only care about the the trumped up charges put out on kellywormwood. And it is because of this, that this is a dark day for all of us.

To not go gently into that dark night, kellywormwood! Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dear diary,

Yessuh! I sho did just right another skit massah!

So be sure to check it out. Wait a minute, I'm talking to a diary, how can it check anything out. It's not even a real diary, it's like an e-diary. Anyway, yeah, assuming somebody is reading this...hey stop it! These are my innermost thoughts!

Well, it was another great day, some interesting things have ensued. For one...kellywormwood appeared today! She has a new account. I'm really happy that she and disneygirl are getting along now. I've also put forth my hand of friendship to li'lfire-fly. There's really no reason to be fighting since I no longer hate kellywormwood. She told me I was in a friendship-trial-period , but she still hates me. Well, thems the brakes. She'll come around.

Kellywormwood was offered the provebial olive branch as well, she politely declined, citing me as a pyscho. That so cute. I think she likes me. However, I'm a one fan man! Sorry, kelly.

My list of friends is still ever growing and the enemies list is still wavering around the one or two people line. DA life is good.

My new skit, I'll admit right away, is not as lulzy as the first. I'm trying to develop the characters more. Give me your honest feedback, positive and negative.

Thanks diary. I knew YOU'D listen!

Next journal entry: Obama's baby mama!?!?! Tune in to find out!