Dear diary/ I mean journal, JOURNAL!

Today was a great day. I know this journal entry was going to be about that evil scumbag, coppertopdragon, but he can wait...I have awesome news! I received my first TWO messages from disneygirl today! She was kind of taciturn, it wasn't too emotional, like, it wasn't like "HEY earthbound-fan!!!! Great to hear from you, thanks for watchin my back...now make love to me!!" No, it wasn't like that, but I didn't get a "you're like a brother to me" vibe from her, so it's all good.

Her first message to me was about a certain misconception I had about a disney movie, The Lion King. And no, it's not a movie about her art, I can hear the ED jokes already. No, you see I thought Mufasa was running through he dirt and the letters S-E-X could be seen. But I forgot it was just SFX, it was from the special effects team. She didn't have an explanation for the phallus on the little mermaid cover though.

Her next comment to me(TWO in one day!!!) was about that no good bulldyke, kellyringworm or whatever yucky name she had. Disneygirl is such a wonderful and caring person that she remained friendly and respectful of Kelly even though she totally dissed her. That is class. I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight, I'm so excited about all that's happened today! Today was my first day on DA and I've already made a buncha friends! They're all like, "Earthbound-fan, you rock! You're PSI Rockin'!" Stuff like that. I love it.

Diary...JOURNAL! ...I'll talk to you again tomorrow, maybe later tonight if I can't sleep.

Your pal, Earthbound-fan.

Next Journal entry...Evil coppertopdragon!!! (I promise!)