Captains log,

Well, today has been fairly lulz-free, except for the fact that I was, briefly, on Encyclopedia Dramatica's disneyfan01 page! So whoever wrote that section about me...thanks! And sorry that it was taken down so quickly, but I did get to read it. However, since EDiots took it down I hereby proclaim THEM to be enemies of the lulz! Heh, take that!

In other news, disneygirl has taken down her lengthy journal entry about how the ED article is wrong. One can only stop and wonder, why would she put so much effort into it if she was only going to take it down in less than 24 hours? Well, friends, that is the pure genius of disneygirl. One of the saddest aspects of her taking the journal entry down is the fact that I probably had like 50 comments on there including my honest-to-goodness proposal of marriage to her and my brilliant, divinely inspired...disneyfan-fan-fiction!! Say that 5 times fast! LOL j/k. BUT, the good news is, I had it backed up. I submit for your lulzy pleasure, my disneyfan-fan-fiction...


Hey everyone, I came up with this fantasy right now. Ahem, I'll write it out like a skit.

Int. Day - Disney Studios

earthbound-fan, a high ranking executive sits at his desk in an expensive Italian suit.

disneygirl enters, looking shy and nervous. She is wearing a blue gown, like in her art.

EARTHBOUND-FAN
So, I've heard your quite the artitste, and quite a disneyfan as well.

DISNEYGIRL

(blushes)
Yes, it's been my lifelong dream.

EARTHBOUND-FAN
Well, let's take a look at what you got.

disneygirl, shyly takes out her folder of her drawing samples.

EARTHBOUND-FAN
No, no, no. I didn't mean that...

disneygirl looks up at him...

LATER...

disney girl slowly removes her blue gown. earthbound-fan looks at her like a cyborg-bear in heat.

DISNEYGIRL
I...I haven't had too much experience with this.

EARTHBOUND-FAN
I know, I read your profile.

disneygirl is just about to lie down on the desk when...coppertopdragon appears!

COPPERTOPDRAGON
Cease and desist! You're no highranking disney exeutive! You're that no good, womanizing, earthbound-fan!

EARTHBOUND-FAN
Drat! Foiled again.

COPPERTOPDRAGON
Come, my lady, and let us desert this faux-office post-with!

DISNEYFAN
I...I can't go with you, coppertopdragon.

COPPERTOPDRAGON
My lady, don't thou toyest with me so!

DISNEYFAN
The truth is...I think of you as a brother...(a brother, a brother...)

The sound of her last words echoes in his mind.

earthbound-fan gets a devious look on his face!

LATER…

Coppertopdragon is suspended over a cauldron of boiling oil by his left leg. Earthbound-fan stands above him laughing!

EARTHBOUND-FAN

Recant! For you have sinned against the church!

COPPERTOPDRAGON

I know not of what thou speakest!

EARTHBOUND-FAN

Oh stop being so melodramatic!

COPPERTOPDRAGON

What makes you think disneygirl will ever fall in love with you! At least I’m like a brother to her, you’re like a stranger!

EARTHBOUND-FAN

(singing quietly)
Strangers in the night, exchanging glances…

COPPERTOPDRAGON

And what’s more, thou hast no idea where thou is going with this skit!
A terrified look comes across earthbound fan’s face….

Earthbound-fan stands stunned.

EARTHBOUND-FAN

You’re right. I have no idea where I’m going with this…

DISNEYGIRL

But I do!

Both men look over to see Disneygirl, standing there in all her girlish glory.

COPPERTOPDRAGON

My lady! Didst thou come to save me? Her knight in shining armor?

DISNEYGIRL

Nope, I came to do this!

She throws a dagger at the rope that’s suspending coppertopdragon above the oil. The rope is severed and coppertopdragon plummets into the oil. All we hear is a splash and some horrible screams.

DISNEYGIRL

You wanted to know how the skit ends?

EARTHBOUND-FAN

I think we both know how it ends…

They tenderly embrace, and they’re lips are drawn together almost magnetically.

But just as they are about to kiss…

Peewee Herman jumps in between them ruining the moment!

PEEWEE HERMAN

Hah! Hah! I don’t make dogs, I just train em!

THE END…?

LOL! Is that lulzy or what? If it's possible to put it up in my gallery or whatever I'll do that. I think I've seen a few people have literature up on this site. I hope one day to have my disneyfan-fan-fiction taught in high school English classes.

Also, I bought disneygirl her first gift from me today. And *ahem, I'm still waiting for a thank you!

End Captains log. Next journal entry...Assburglers... worse than Scientology.