Dear diary, journal, dammit, Journal! Fine ya know what? Diary. There. I keep a diary. That's nothing to be ashamed of! So all the people that don't like me, that one person, yeah, go ahead laugh your butt off! HAHAHA! earthbound-fan keeps a diary, let's all have a big laugh!,

Well, it's another great day, the sun is shining, it's glorious. With the inclusion of my first ever disneyfan-fan-fiction my ever-increasing DA fanbase has basically quadrupled in size! I've even had people stop me in the street! Ok, so maybe they were just asking directions, I know, deep inside, that they just wanted to speak to me...the man. The myth. The Legend. I'd give a shout-out to all my new DA friends, but it's much too many to type. So I'm gonna give one mega-ultra-polyunsaturated shout-out to cover all bases...

YO FRIENDS!!!1

There, it's all you guys. *wipes away tear. It's all you.

But even though I'm the next Saturday night thing. There's still a couple of people that actually don't like yours truly! The first is, naturally, coppertopdragon. I fully expected ol' copperflop to stand down, acknowledge his better, and leave me to the spoils. But he's willing to stand and fight for his woman! Who...thinks of him as a brother. Hey, I can respect that. I challenged him to a duel, and he kindly accepted with a death threat. Even with his numerous short-comings, he still stands up for disneygirl, occasionally, so he's not all bad. He has his uses.

Next enemy on the list is....li'lfire-fly? What? I can't be reading this right....Nope, it really does say li'lfire-fly. li'lfire-fly is a 15 year old girl who, when she's not out on her bike or playing with dolls, is an artitste who also fashions herself as a kind of literary genius. Normally, I'm greeted by these youngsters with cries of "KAWAII-DESU NE!!!!" so this is unusual for me. It all started when I told disneygirl that I was glad that kellyringwart, or whatever her name is, was banned because of how mean she was to her. See, I was merely providing some friendly support to a girl who is getting attacked on all sides. Enter internet-troll li'lfirefly. li'lfire-fly also said some mean things to disneygirl which are featured on the ED article. She also believes that disneygirl is responsible for getting kellyringnose banned! When that had nothing to do with it! So, she blindly attacks anyone that tries to support disney girl.

One good thing about this is that she can't attack disneygirl and me at the same time, so it's like I'm taking the bullets for disneygirl. Man, I am chivalrous! I am laying my proverbial jacket over the mud so disneygirl can delicately traipse across. I am such a gentleman. I am a great person! li'lfire-fly revealed that she hates copperflop too, so she can't be all bad.

Thanks for listening, journal, umm, diary, whatever you are. I'll keep you posted on how things turn out. Next journal-entry...Chocolate Rain-Man! An african-american songstress with assburpers.