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Alas poor Kelly....I hardly knew ye...

Tue Apr 29, 2008, 11:17 AM
  • Mood: Sadness
  • Listening to: Earthbound soundtrack
  • Reading: Earthbound strategy guide
  • Watching: Earthbound fan videos on youtube
  • Playing: ...earthbound.
  • Eating: Earthbound...LOL j/k
  • Drinking: yes!
Tis a far, far better thing I do now, than I have ever done before. Tis a far, far...Oh. Hello, journal. How are you today old friend? Good. Good. Sit back and allow me to croon to you, the Ballad of Kellywormwood. You see, she came back to Deviant art yesterday, under an assumed name, and offered her forgiveness, and asked us to forgive. We took her back into our arms as the proverbial proverbial child, lost, lonely, and needing a friend. She was no longer the horrid sinner she had once been, she had been reborn. But, as quickly as she came back, so as quickly was she again spirited away, for parts unknown, told by Deviant Art that she was no longer welcome. I knew I could not idly stand by...I knew I had to do...something. I emailed deviant art just now, under the subject of 'ban inquiry.' This is what I said:

Dear Deviant Art,

I am new to your site, but I have enjoyed my time here. The reason I am contacting you today, is regarding a Deviant Artist by the name of kellywormtongue, aka !KalaNag. I am not sure of why she was banned, I have heard a couple different stories. Now, I understand your being upset with her, after all, for a brief time she was my #2 internet enemy! However, in the spirit of Christian forgiveness I have forgiven her and presented her with the proverbial olive branch, I have waved the proverbial white flag, I have let force a thousand white doves of peace. If I, Earthbound-fan, can forgive her her trespasses, could you, Deviant Art somehow find it in your heart to forgive her? I have seen a few of her comments that she left from her new, yet all too brief, account and I'm telling you, God as my witness, she is a changed person. She was a woman reborn, graciously scattering about words of kindness and wisdom, touching each one of us with her own unique brand of sunshine that the sun could only envy. Please, I implore you, let kellywormtoungue back. She'll be good, I promise.

I can predict that this humble request will fall onto deaf ears. But I did my part. Did you, loyal, loving Kellywormwood fans email DA and place a similar request? I am aware that no good deed goes unpunished, I know those you do not like me will insult me for what I've done, but I care not. I only care about the the trumped up charges put out on kellywormwood. And it is because of this, that this is a dark day for all of us.

To not go gently into that dark night, kellywormwood! Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Devious Comments

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:iconarwing-leader:
This is Kelly's boyfriend. Dude. Stop. You're not helping her any by sticking your tongue in her ass. Making her into some kind of an hero isn't going to help any.

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:iconearthbound-fan:
Hi Kelly's boyfriend. What's happening, yo? Hehe, I'm trying to be hip. It's not really workin. That's kinda perverted, that tongue in her ass thing. I'm kinda confused. Do you want me to be mean to her instead?

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Earthbound fan.
ED fan.
Disneygirl fan.
Fan fan.

Non-coppertopdragon fan! He's my competition!
:iconarwing-leader:
Your whole journal entry of aking her out to be as though she just crossed the desert for 40 days is beyond creepy.
BTW, she wasn't being nice to your girlfriend. She was being civil. There's a difference.

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:iconmouseavenger:
*is too afraid to say anything in response* Big Brother is watching me... :paranoid:

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GMD love is alive...& it lives in Winnie! XD

If there are no cats in America & the streets are paved with cheese, would they taste like Gouda or cheddar?

Meet me in another world, space & joy
Vous etes tres belle, mama, girls & boys
:iconearthbound-fan:
Could you use earth words please?

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Earthbound fan.
ED fan.
Disneygirl fan.
Fan fan.

Non-coppertopdragon fan! He's my competition!
:iconarwing-leader:
I'm too intelligent for you?

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Now taking model build requests.
:iconearthbound-fan:
LOL! Dude there's this chick, calls herself the-little-firefly, you should really hook up with her.

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Earthbound fan.
ED fan.
Disneygirl fan.
Fan fan.

Non-coppertopdragon fan! He's my competition!
:iconarwing-leader:
I hope you and Disneyfan get together. You both seem to have the same level of intelligence.

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Now taking model build requests.
:iconearthbound-fan:
Thanks man, but I'm after your gal now!!!! RAWR!

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Earthbound fan.
ED fan.
Disneygirl fan.
Fan fan.

Non-coppertopdragon fan! He's my competition!

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